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EPIC FAIL - Not for the weak of forehead


TAGS: sports fail epic forehead weak retard
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Kom

ughomer - October 14, 2012, 5:43 am
KOM ~ can I used this on Caveman's newer site uploaded in 2012 (Sporting Breakdown)? I'll reverse the image so nobody knows I swiped it from a guy without an Avatar who got over 500 votes somehow.
timebomb - October 25, 2009, 9:56 pm
I love this poster. The runner has 5 on his running trunks and this poster gets a 5. Good job
Whoever - June 13, 2009, 5:46 pm
Epic Fail, Apply Directly to the Forehead
Sean - June 10, 2009, 5:41 pm
I can only a**ume that this one got its votes wiped due to fraud ... or the clobber b***on has been left out again by admin. Anywho ... it's a solid poster. 5 from me.


MONTREAL CANADIANS - I don't care how good you are, everyone still hates you


TAGS: hockey greg montreal canadians suck sports
Rating: 2.42/5

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Scorpio7 - November 13, 2008, 8:35 am
The kid is sitting by himself, because he farted. Canadians aren't as tolerant of fart smells, as USA citizens seem to be.
Clint_S - October 31, 2008, 5:47 pm
Canadiens? who cares? I am surprised there are still that many Leaf fans.
Narutarded - October 8, 2008, 9:39 pm
Sorry Amanda, but Jungie's right. My cousin lives in Montreal and he's a big fan of the Canadiens.
Amanda - October 8, 2008, 9:20 pm
It's spelt Canadians. Jungie you fail.
Brian - September 13, 2008, 2:17 am
a citizen of Canada is a Canadian the NHL team in Montreal is the Canadiens.
1917 - September 13, 2008, 1:17 am
Are you sure?
Jungie - June 12, 2008, 11:53 pm
Spelling fail! It's Canadiens.


SPORTS REPORTERS - Wait - we have Terry and Howie and Mexico gets Ines Sainz of TV Azteca? Maybe we can work out a trade under NAFTA


TAGS: ines sainz epic h** sports reporter
Rating: 3.68/5

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Mephistopholes - April 22, 2009, 6:28 am
God i'm in love with that a**


FACT - Indisputable


TAGS: men sports protection
Rating: 4.26/5

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MissPriss - February 26, 2013, 7:44 am
Oh please Steve...that's how women won the wars for you guys. A woman clad in a chainmail bikini...that wouldn't stop you dead in your tracks...then the male warriors kill you for eyeing up their women...teehee
steve1961 - February 25, 2013, 1:30 am
Woman haven't fared much better .Every picture of ancient female warrior in combat, she wears a chainmail bikini...
MissPriss - February 25, 2013, 1:12 am
Ok...just about coke-a-cola'd through the nose all over the keyboard. Had an image of Sparta with an althetic cup on his head...bahaha
nicholsjoshua15 - February 25, 2013, 12:21 am
You mean it took jocks a hundred years to realize their head was important. The Ancient Greeks had helmets nearly 3000 years ago (Puts on helmet and yells "This is Sparta!").


CLOSE AIR SUPPORT - When Army strong isn't quite strong enough


TAGS: a 10 army air force plane war cool strong close air support military
Rating: 2.77/5

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RUTT - September 23, 2009, 8:23 pm
The A-10 Warthogs in AF, were Army when I was there last.
CAS - February 25, 2009, 7:48 pm
It is easy to defend the dead with the fault of the living, but when the after action report states that the enemy was about to breach the line and he called the strike on himself simply says he is hero and that is what we do
LogicDude - December 10, 2008, 3:01 pm
A-10 pilots rarely have to buy the drinks when they go into Army bars...we love the Warthog!
.. - November 10, 2008, 11:56 pm
friendly fire anyone?
Airman - September 8, 2008, 5:24 pm
A-10 ftw
MadMSG - August 27, 2008, 2:13 am
AFJ, Good natured inter-service ribbing isn't bagging on my ground-based warfighting brethren. Nor does it diminish the outstanding missions they accomplish. Joking among the services is a long held tradition, maybe you're just too thensitive. It's a joke
AFJ - August 11, 2008, 5:08 pm
Way to be a douche and bag on the service of your comrades
RubberDucky - August 10, 2008, 1:05 am
I agree
Erm - August 7, 2008, 3:22 am
Always a**uming that rocket is being fired at the enemy of course


BREAKFAST - The most important meal of the day ...




OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS ONCE -




MAURY CHRISTMAS - Joseph...when it comes to the newborn baby Jesus... you are NOT the Father!


TAGS: now we have to watch mary go on oprah and complain about no child support
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

spacedog - November 8, 2010, 6:37 pm
How did I miss this one till now? 5L
Jmac0585 - February 7, 2010, 10:59 pm
FYI - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpYTOBHMKKg
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 2, 2009, 1:50 am
This is awesome! I give it 5 camels, some frankincense, myrrh, and gold.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 10:55 pm
Trick question, it was the guy who rented out the stable to them.
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 10:52 pm
When we return, we have the results from 3 more paternity tests... which wise man is it?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:44 pm
consider yourself lucky, but take my word, this poster is brilliant
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:41 pm
thanks. guess i dont watch enough tv
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
daytime junk TV. "today we have familys who's sons are their own uncles" kind of things
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
f***ing excellent LD! 5 Liars...um I mean Lions.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
Another version of 'Springer' Canada.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:32 pm
He has a show on TV, where sometimes he does paternity tests for hicks and black people. When the person is not the dad, thats what he says
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:31 pm
?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:29 pm
@Canada, Do you know who Maury Povich, is?
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:25 pm
I dont get this
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 8:49 pm
Maury for the win!!!! and produce, why are you toying with us?
Produceman117 - December 1, 2009, 8:47 pm
**Joseph flips off the studio audience yelling out "f*** y'all! I told you! I told you!"** 5Ls, Logic. Absolute winner.


MARINES - take the most expensive taxi in the world: the United States Navy.


TAGS: navy marine marines transport okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 3.68/5

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gargos1979 - November 12, 2011, 11:57 am
why do marines have there names sewed on the b*** pocket? So the navy knowss who there screwing
50cal - October 22, 2010, 2:29 pm
More like the marines are the Navy's private army.... yeah that right all your funding is left over from them... MARINE= Muscle Are Required Intelligence Not Essential
Timmah - June 23, 2010, 12:37 am
You know why the navy keeps marines on their boats? Because sheep would be too obvious. Let the hating me begin!


EYE EXAMS -


TAGS: vision eye exams important
Rating: 4.88/5

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twill1962 - July 7, 2012, 8:38 pm
Greeny, your mind is in the right place. BTW, your vision is perfect!
Greeny - May 16, 2011, 9:02 pm
wowee, I mean opfes...
KageOokami - May 16, 2011, 5:52 pm
I think I might need a closer look, you know, just to make sure I got it right.


SOCCER - You hit the BALL with your head




CHUCK NORIUM - The most abundant element in the whole Universe


TAGS: portugues espanhol
Rating: 3.68/5

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phantom2romeo - December 16, 2011, 5:28 am
wow


RUGBY PLAYERS - Don't mess with 'em - they'll eat yer babies!!


TAGS: rugby chabal babies sport
Rating: 2.75/5

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Derek - August 23, 2009, 4:48 am
Sebastien Chabal - the Caveman. :-)


EPIC FAIL - Need I say more?


TAGS: epic fail george bush president u s a usa celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv
Rating: 2.84/5

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Guest091 - June 27, 2009, 5:11 am
Say no more. Epic fail indeed.
scaredlittlekid - October 3, 2008, 5:13 pm
it only lets you post every 30 sec.
scaredlittlekid - October 3, 2008, 5:13 pm
Michle jackson!!!
scaredlittlekid - October 3, 2008, 5:12 pm
hello?
lol - October 3, 2008, 5:11 pm
n00b
Bob - October 3, 2008, 4:58 pm
yep, those yanks sure are stupid. Especially the yanks who were the first to fly, the first to go to the moon, and the first to invent the nuclear bomb. Idiots.
zerojustice - September 16, 2008, 9:14 pm
The yanks must be pretty stupid then...
g - July 20, 2008, 12:16 am
Smartest yank ever
Seba - June 18, 2008, 12:42 pm
You don't need words, everyone knows how awful this person is
Kathleen. - May 21, 2008, 5:08 am
Yes. To have an opinion as smart as this one I'm sure you have reasoning.


CANADIANS - Won't let a little thing like death make them miss a game of Hockey.




Airsoft -


TAGS: paintball guns rifle woods sports
Rating: 1.79/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2009, 12:19 pm
Mr Fuller. With your spelling I would Try Grade school before College.
knowitall - July 17, 2009, 12:12 pm
too bad that picture is of a .22 rifle and not an airsoft gun...
guest - June 24, 2009, 1:48 am
dont you mean for people who cant afford real guns. or maybe you meant 14 year old who cant purchase guns either way real men doesnt fit in here any where
john fuller - May 11, 2009, 5:32 am
would it be ok to use there ph**os in a web site progect for my collage course
Boom - February 23, 2009, 11:11 pm
I agree with those who state that a real man is one that uses... A real gun. Kind of obvious.
punkmonkeyboy - January 4, 2009, 11:16 pm
I'm sorry, you seem to have confused "Real men" with "p**** Faggots that can't take hit"
Logy - December 9, 2008, 12:11 pm
f***, need a waiver because they failed their ASVAB
Logy - December 9, 2008, 12:11 pm
And by real men picking a combat mos do you mean the guys that need waivers because they need a waiver for their ASVAB and the only job they can do it catch bullets?
LogicDude - October 16, 2008, 5:57 pm
You mean like ARMOR Crunchy?
11BP - October 16, 2008, 4:53 pm
Real men join the military and pick a combat MOS (other than artillery).
Akyoyo - September 3, 2008, 12:53 pm
My BB gun is way more bad a** then 6mm plastic.
M16 - July 12, 2008, 1:40 am
Real men don't shoot each other with plastic pellets or paint-balls.


ALWAYS MEET HER DAD BEFORE YOU DO SOMETHING STUPID. -




REGRET -


TAGS: pepperspray hippie occupy portland sammich
Rating: 3.98/5

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5150monkeylove - December 15, 2011, 4:31 pm
Sorry it has been so long, guys and gals. Many changes in life have happened recently. I missed you all. Hello to the noobs! If you need some help, get with the elders here by pm. (some of you really need it.)


LOOK AT MY PSYCHIC PAPER - what do you see?


TAGS: doctor who psychic paper celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv
Rating: 2.82/5

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Vinnie - August 17, 2008, 11:25 am
LOL @ last comment
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 13, 2008, 12:58 am
The best Ziggy comic ever, that's what I see!


RECYCLE FAIL -


TAGS: sportsbra
Rating: 3.25/5

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NickDahlmier - January 22, 2017, 5:17 am
Believe it or not, Calvin Klein first tried to market the idea... They also tried showing pics of half-n**** teens in their brand of clothing. Guess which got more negatives said about it?


HELL BUS -


TAGS: darkness hell public transportation detroit jersey both horrible places driver pull over river styx
Rating: 2.95/5

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KaptenN - March 4, 2011, 6:43 pm
Actually, there's a small settlement in Michigan named "Hell". I think it's somewhere west of Detroit. There's also a city named "Hell" in Norway.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 1:22 am
I hear that
oh shit - October 14, 2009, 11:23 pm
last stop, 4****


ELEVENTH HOUR -


TAGS: for granted life important pocket watch
Rating: 4.79/5

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demon001 - December 7, 2013, 9:28 pm
zero hour n. The scheduled time for the start of an operation or action, especially a combat operation of great size.
demon001 - December 7, 2013, 9:23 pm
Your days only have 11 hours?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2013, 10:00 pm
the hour between 11 and 12 is the eleventh hour. 0000hrs to 0100 is zero hour.
demon001 - December 6, 2013, 7:47 pm
Take it easy, you still have the twelfth hour! from 11:00 to 12:00. Surprise!
spacedog - September 25, 2012, 5:59 pm
Thanks
JesusWept - September 25, 2012, 5:34 pm
So true! 5 L's
rerun - August 1, 2012, 8:49 pm

Ya know Airman, as much as I love you I really hate you right now. That is the most depressing thing I have heard today.....shut up Mooooooooooooooooo.
Airman - August 1, 2012, 5:19 pm
want demotivating? add up the ages of the entire womens gymnastics team.. are we under it?
GaryO - August 1, 2012, 10:19 am
How’d I miss this one…..all I can muster is…..d***!
Haarakkon - August 1, 2012, 3:34 am
With the first post, that is. Juries still out on the second post.
Haarakkon - August 1, 2012, 3:33 am
I concur, Rerun.
rerun - July 31, 2012, 7:20 pm

thanks for being a part of the success of this site.
spacedog - July 31, 2012, 7:12 pm
Thanks Rerun. That means a lot dude.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2012, 3:33 pm
50, And you don't look a day over 65. You're still then man Rerun. This site wouldn't be what it is without you....Hell, The World is a better place with you in it.
rerun - July 31, 2012, 2:53 pm

87 douch......friend
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2012, 10:32 pm
90 really sneaks up on you, Eh Rerun?
rerun - July 30, 2012, 8:52 pm

As I approach a milestone birthday this very much hits home. This, in my opinion is one of your best (and you have a hell of a great collection)


4-WHEELER RACE - Sorry, 2-wheeler race


TAGS: race wheels bike helmet sports
Rating: 4.34/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 8:35 pm
Cute one.


COMBUSTIBLE LEMON GRENADE - Perfect For Burning Life's House Down


TAGS: combustible lemon grenade portal2
Rating: 4.13/5

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Feasibly - June 18, 2011, 9:42 am
Valid point there, Demo33...the human skeleton can be quite skunky sometimes.
Demo33 - June 18, 2011, 6:48 am
Oh by the way in case you got covered in the repulsion gel, the notes say 'don't get coverd in the repulsion gel' we're not quite sure what element this is yet but it's a lively one and it hates the human skeleton.


TELEPORTATION - The possibilities are endless! (just for your cat)




SKY DIVING - No matter how high you jump from, it's always the last half-inch that will hurt the most.




FAMILY PORTRAITS -




baseball mortal kombat -


TAGS: kombat combat baseball sports
Rating: 2.56/5

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - August 6, 2008, 7:47 pm
rofl!!!!


TOILET BOWLING - Much more fun than the regular one.


TAGS: toilet bowling fun sports
Rating: 4.66/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 17, 2013, 2:49 am
It's even more fun when people are inside dropping a deuce :-D


SPORTS -


TAGS: sports help healthy die mariand
Rating: 4.81/5

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mariand - May 19, 2012, 4:07 am
I love sports... it's a part of my life every day... on TV
TheSanityInspector - May 18, 2012, 11:33 pm
It'll be embarrassing, being an old athlete, dying of nothing.
Rick69 - May 18, 2012, 5:19 pm
This... Changes... Everything...
caveman - May 18, 2012, 11:00 am
*cough* sporting breakdown *cough*
Reality Lord - May 18, 2012, 7:26 am

love it :)


SENILE - sounds like fun!


TAGS: obama supporter g** liberal
Rating: 2.87/5

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agdaniele - April 11, 2009, 3:03 am
Battlebots!
Ag218 - March 4, 2009, 10:20 pm
AND I hear they change your diaper if you poopy too.


FAILURE - Decisions don't have television shows, they have consequences.




2009 CLEVELAND BROWNS - Yeah, it's that bad.




CHRIS BROWN - Don't make me call him!!


TAGS: serena williams tennis muscular hulk unsportsmanlike conduct chris brown
Rating: 2.2/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - September 15, 2009, 10:50 am
Gorgeouse, I dought 2 euro-trash high faluting tennis officials even know who Chris Brown is or wot he's done. But'd still be fun watching SERENA Crush, own, emasculate Chris Brown
BriaHere - September 14, 2009, 1:17 pm
She would destroy Chris Brown.
Woodywood03a - September 13, 2009, 2:37 am
That is too much done. 1 Lion.


RUNNING - Their sport is your sport's punishment


TAGS: running sports marathon runners
Rating: 4.13/5

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NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:20 am
...And when you make sport of punishment, you're a Sadist! Or is that a Masochist?
Nissta - December 12, 2011, 6:28 pm
The boy who's 2nd is sponsored by dram fine Malt whisky from the Orkney Islands, so sod the others
440wakeup - December 11, 2011, 11:51 am
Laps give me 4 of them and then drop and give me 20
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 5:24 pm
This is pretty good. Laps suck.


50 POINTS - On the fat kid with the "purple" hair!


TAGS: g 20 portestors rioters police swat pittsburgh
Rating: 3.7/5

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Sean - September 28, 2009, 4:10 pm
If it's 50 for a fat kid than the anorexic anarchist off his side's gotta be worth 200, no?
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 12:37 pm
Right on target! 5 purple-maned Lions!
Player_Meyer - September 28, 2009, 10:30 am
I 5L'd this one! haha...
agdaniele - September 28, 2009, 10:27 am
Excellent! Now you're cooking with gas, yeo!


COWABUNGA - For either the most seriously committed or the most likely to be committed. Take your pick.




Beam Me Up -


TAGS: por***otty beam enterprise
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - March 9, 2015, 7:29 pm
Thanks, people :)
maoworks2 - March 9, 2015, 2:48 pm
So That's How They Clean Them ,5 Blue L'S
MissPriss - March 8, 2015, 5:08 pm
Thanks jesus...laughed so hard almost shyt myself!
concern3 - March 7, 2015, 5:27 pm
very funny 5er


BACTERIA - We should all support it I'ts often the only culture people have




DORIAN GRAY EFFECT - Because there's always someone who sees you, the way you really are.


TAGS: kate middleton princess duchess portrait
Rating: 4/5

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premiumgrade - July 4, 2014, 2:04 am
I'm not exactly sure of the relationship between your comment and the rendered picture of the future queen, but I agree with the comment. What we have here is Kate close to 40. Still beautiful…and I’m American. 5 for you, ucalien.


BLAS·PHE·MY NOUN - Actions, speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion, or make light of the pretend characters portrayed by their believers


TAGS: actions speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion or make light of the pretend characters portrayed in these religions
Rating: 3.38/5

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GaryO - July 28, 2014, 10:07 am
‘a’ life…get ‘a’ life….sheeesh, I got 6 months once…seemed like life.
GaryO - July 28, 2014, 9:21 am
Wy, thank you for pointing this out, salearling. I was just thinking; ‘man, I need to get life’. Now? Now I feel p-r-e-t-t-y phookin’ good about mine.
salearling - July 28, 2014, 8:20 am
This is totally wrong... it should be Bugs in the center. At least he stuck with his original name his whole career, instead of Steamboat Willie.


GERMANS - Not everything they do makes sense!


TAGS: obama supporter g** liberal
Rating: 2.53/5

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Vinnie - August 9, 2008, 3:56 pm
But still looks pretty cool :D


NASCAR - Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks


TAGS: sport for rednecks
Rating: 3.96/5

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mrwhyte - July 11, 2011, 5:54 pm
The stress may be true, but it's still not athletic in the least. In fact it's probably worse seeing as how your heart is being stressed and the rest of your body isn't being worked out. I wont mock the difficulty in driving just the lack of physicality
Cloudchaser - July 7, 2011, 9:46 am
It's more stressful than most people think. Drivers normally have a heart rate of 140 during a race, about that of a marathon runner


Portal -


TAGS: teleport wormhole mind f***
Rating: 2.88/5

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Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 11:56 pm
Can we send other things through this portal? It seems an easy way to poison someone's drink. *Wink* *Wink* 5/5
Charlie - September 14, 2009, 11:53 pm
1) the pot need to be poured at higher height for that tall of arc. 2) the blue portal cup needs to be tilted in order for it to make that wide of a arc...
Bob Chin - May 1, 2009, 8:13 am
Telepathy...I'm lovin' it.


PRAYING THE WRONG WAY -


TAGS: fail of epic proportions
Rating: 4.28/5

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bullyit - January 2, 2014, 6:42 am
Hey f***er leave other people god you b****.. you're inflicting a war godd*** captainf***ed
Reality Lord - April 13, 2011, 9:47 am

drunk passed out h** blonde. you're doing it so very right.


FLYING IS SAFER -




THE CAKE - How can something so tasty Be such a lie




THE HORSE I BET ON - CAME IN SO LATE, IT HAD TO TIPTOE INTO THE BARN NOT TO WAKE UP THE OTHER HORSES


TAGS: sports
Rating: 4.35/5


MUGGSY BOGUES - I can’t say one bad thing about him Because to make something as obvious as a short joke here Would only belittle me




SLOW CHILDREN - You still can't hunt them


TAGS: greg hunt hunting slow children funny sign sports celebrity kill
Rating: 2.85/5

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Max - May 23, 2008, 9:38 pm
I have a permit that proves you wrong. :D


BANANAS -


TAGS: bananas dwyane wade nba miami heat celebrity sports basketball
Rating: 2.15/5

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Um - October 3, 2009, 6:54 am
Not funny.


MINDS - Are like parachutes; they work best when open But make the greatest impact when closed


TAGS: first impression is very important
Rating: 4.7/5

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crankyhead - May 19, 2011, 9:24 pm
5pectacular
forseti - May 19, 2011, 4:25 am
awesome!
Sho - May 18, 2011, 11:45 pm
Thx all :)
Feasibly - May 18, 2011, 11:43 pm
That's a 5 for Sho!
crazyman - May 18, 2011, 10:01 pm
My mind just exploded
spacedog - May 18, 2011, 8:01 pm
Boom! 5L


CONTACT SPORTS - Your mom warned you to stick to tennis. But did you listen?


TAGS: kick football sports hurt nuts
Rating: 4.45/5

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djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 1:08 am
*winces, but laughs at "nuts" as a tag* At least they wear cups in football. Tennis balls to the groin hurt too. :/


2-64 AGAINST LEFTIES - I was going to write something funny here, but instead i thought i would just bask in the ineptitude that is Adam Dunn


TAGS: bad baseball sport strike out
Rating: 4/5

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caveman - July 17, 2011, 12:02 am
i'm here with you, i'm a diamondbacks fan
ICEMAN - July 16, 2011, 11:54 pm
Don't remind me. He used to be a Diamondback.


JAMARCUS RUSSELL - To simply call him a 'bust' would be an insult to the likes of Ryan Leaf




IRONY - When a people who survived genocide use it as an excuse to commit genocide


TAGS: far left un report on gaza conflict israel palestine
Rating: 2.4/5

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freerealitycheck - November 26, 2012, 7:45 am
http://postimage.org/image/6rttmx569/
arisboch - February 4, 2012, 5:28 pm
If they cry about nothing, Israel should give them something to cry about.
rerun - May 8, 2010, 10:29 pm

this image will soon be moved to politifake.org. I think it would be best to let the converation about it die until the migration is done.
BoneCD - May 8, 2010, 10:22 pm
They're burning books too down at the Google library
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 8, 2010, 10:21 pm
Maybe the PTA is moderating tonight! lol
BoneCD - May 8, 2010, 10:14 pm
since when are statues of n**** humans NSFW
rerun - May 8, 2010, 9:32 pm

mongo, dear mongo, see you in a week
Kspace - May 8, 2010, 5:21 pm
Yes, just like the Germans were just protecting the Master Race...
Mongo - May 8, 2010, 5:15 pm
Go f yourself Kspace...the Jews are just protecting themselves from the garbage that surrounds thems...you p****.
Kspace - May 8, 2010, 5:01 pm
@ rerun is it possible to move this one to politifakes? I had created this one before that site was established...
rerun - May 8, 2010, 4:59 pm

lex, take it somewhere else. This is not the place for your type of comments
Kspace - May 8, 2010, 3:34 pm
Oh ****...not this again...
lexmlo - May 8, 2010, 3:29 pm
Long live Palestine down with occupation,apartheid and state terror.
Mongo - September 18, 2009, 12:51 pm
"Palestinian Democracy"....LOL, go back to your mud hut caveman, and thank the Jews for not wiping you off the face of the earth.
Kspace - September 18, 2009, 12:45 pm
Where is the shame of the zionists who build homes in occupied land and claim to want peace?
anonopoly - September 16, 2009, 3:17 pm
"Omar". How very surprising. I can't believe that after the Holocaust someone would be able to make a comparison like this. Have you no shame?
KDP3 - September 16, 2009, 1:26 am
Thank you WTFO An other fun fact. Hamas is executing members of Fatah for being members of Fatah. Love that Palestinian Democracy!
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 1:04 am
Good point KDP3.
KDP3 - September 16, 2009, 12:56 am
Fun facts time. Arabs killed more Palestinians then Israel.
MrRandom - September 16, 2009, 12:45 am
Winnipeg is never worth it....
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 12:42 am
Woot!
CANADA - September 16, 2009, 12:39 am
an open invitation, come to winnipeg and i'll mix up a big batch!
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 12:35 am
Are you saying that I'll pass out first? That's a challenge I'd like to put to the test one day.
CANADA - September 16, 2009, 12:32 am
har har! I'll meet you when i'm passed out on the floor from it!
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 12:26 am
Absolutely not, Mr C. It's aimed at the hater who created this ignorant poster. I'd never turn on a fellow moose milk drinker.
CANADA - September 16, 2009, 12:11 am
quick question, was the genocide definition comment aimed at me?
CANADA - September 16, 2009, 12:09 am
Kspace, quit saying you're Canadian!!!! you're embarrasing the rest of us!
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 12:08 am
Oh yeah, I forgot that you don't even know what the definition of genocide is. Get a dictionary.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 12:07 am
I never said you weren't free to state your opinions. Just like I'm free to point out that you are a racist low-life that sides with terrorists versus a nation that just wants the right to exist. I've seen some of your other opinions-not impressed.
Kspace - September 16, 2009, 12:04 am
Whether you agree or not, I am free to speak my opinion regardless of who it offends. I am Canadian and I am free to say pretty much whatever I want, no matter who is takes umbrage. Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others-G Marx
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 11:28 pm
i gota say, fighting and hiding amongs civilians is aboot as low as you can go, and by no means do i expect isreal to sit around while being sh** at. but the answer is not to drop bombs in the middle of a city
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 11:24 pm
ouch
WTFO - September 15, 2009, 11:23 pm
You are again a complete idiot Kspace as is anyone who agrees with this BS poster. Your racism is showing clearly now. Israel has the might to wipe out Palestine, Syria and Iran but they don't.
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 11:22 pm
and now with many documented reports of inocent civilians being killed of a specific culture, that pretty much covers a genocide. just on a much smaller case than sat ww2, or darfur
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 11:19 pm
correct me if im wrong here, but isnt isreal full of jews? and didn't the jews have the whole holocaust thing forces on them?
mrbombastic - September 15, 2009, 10:51 pm
pick up an AK-47 and put on a turban and go join them. Otherwise, stop complaining and making inane comments about something of which apparently you have no knowledge whatsoever.
mrbombastic - September 15, 2009, 10:50 pm
Give one example of genocide that Israel is committing, and don't even think about saying the Palestinians, because I don't see them storming the Gaza strip and killing everyone they see. If you're so b*** hurt over Palestine,
ILB - September 15, 2009, 9:39 pm
True Dat!


PERSISTENCE - When the inability to learn from your mistakes leads to success




GROUND ZERO - Never pass up one of life's little opportunities


TAGS: war muslims opportunity
Rating: 2.94/5

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Scorpio7 - February 10, 2009, 6:59 pm
The problem with dropping an H-bomb on Mecca, is that very few Islamic terrorists GO to Mecca, and the reason is because the Imams have asked them NOT to go there.


111 MORE DAYS - Pitchers and Catchers Report to Spring Training!


TAGS: sports baseball spring training pitchers
Rating: 1.89/5

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MetalliTool - December 6, 2011, 10:33 pm
If only that was just the length of the season!


EXTREME SPORTS -


TAGS: lazy sports
Rating: 4.68/5

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gas - September 2, 2011, 9:46 pm
haha, that'5 the avantadge
mariand - September 2, 2011, 7:48 pm
LOL...true


REALITY HAS ENCOUNTERED A PROBLEM - Send Error Report ?




DINGLE BERRY - Not where you'd expect to find one.




CONTROL - If Everything Seems Under Control, You're Just Not Going Fast Enough


TAGS: racing car sports
Rating: 4.59/5

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gas - November 26, 2011, 9:46 pm
nice


BIOFUEL - The future has arrived




PORTRAIT OF A PROFESSION -


TAGS: doctors nurses calendar house portrait
Rating: 4.92/5

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Greeny - April 27, 2012, 2:44 pm
Yes it is - just shortly before gettin' hitched and subsequent exile... I miss seeing him around
templar13 - April 27, 2012, 10:35 am
Is that House in the background?


TRANSPORT FAIL - Just need Your MaMa to sit on the front bumper, then we gtg!


TAGS: idiot fridge transport
Rating: 4.31/5

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Gramaticus - October 8, 2011, 5:57 pm
Arraigned? THAT gets 5L's! Unless it was unintentional, then it gets 5LOL's!
CloudchaserS - August 27, 2011, 12:44 am
Thankfully, an officer saw that before the guy could get on the road and made sure he arraigned for safer transportation


THE CAKE - ...is a lie




AWESOME -


TAGS: awesome colbert report
Rating: 3.07/5

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Sean - August 11, 2009, 10:13 pm
So awesome, he's amsome.
agdaniele - January 12, 2009, 2:26 am
He is awesome, but the quote is recycled... you go into the Dane Cook bin!


SARAH REGRETS -




STEALTH -


TAGS: hunt game sport rerun
Rating: 4.8/5

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Hawamleh - December 25, 2010, 7:13 am
Oh Shut Up You Idiot Cow.... just kidding, calling mods idiots is serious business and you could get banned.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 25, 2010, 12:56 am
@Ookami.probably part of the recent glitches. Pm Motinet. and maybe refrain from calling the mods idiots.
Ed-Hyde - December 24, 2010, 10:19 pm
We know, Sean. The ***es of that are quite amusing. :)
Sean - December 24, 2010, 10:12 pm
Love it. Even though when I was a boy I was molested by squirrels. It happened more than once.
Ookami85 - December 24, 2010, 8:41 pm
I'd love to vote 5L on this, but some idiot banned me for voting 1L. Which is odd, cause I don't remember Timmy ever borrowing my computer...
SunnyDay - December 24, 2010, 4:55 pm
very good 5L
Shottyz - December 24, 2010, 4:50 pm
Classic. 5L
spacedog - December 24, 2010, 2:05 pm
5L


MR M -




REVERSE BIKING - Like regular biking, except the bike rides your a**


TAGS: bike reverse sports stupid
Rating: 4.6/5

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TAKoturtle22 - January 22, 2012, 11:51 pm
in soviet russia bike rides you, lol 5l
djrcreative - January 21, 2012, 4:36 am
5L for originality and a hilarious ph**o of impending doom. Glad you didn't go the "Wait for it" direction, though the outcome will/can not be pretty. LOL!


WHAT GOES AROUND, COMES AROUND -




FREE MEDICAL! YOU CAN'T BEAT A DEAL LIKE THIS! - If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport. You'll get a free x-ray and a pat down,




TOMAHAWK - When A Riceburner Just Don't Cut It


TAGS: motorcycle sport
Rating: 1.87/5

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Sueper - May 8, 2008, 6:17 pm
Dodge Tomahawk is it a bike? is it a car? Who cares? I wants it.


TEAMWORK - If you're not the leader The view never changes




PAINTBALL - Cuz REAL War is DANGEROUS!


TAGS: paintball war guns sarcasm sport
Rating: 4.35/5

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steve1961 - May 18, 2012, 5:34 pm
Haven't seen any movies in the Paintball genre to be honest;)
spypengen - May 18, 2012, 9:37 am
have you ever seen the movie "Paintball"? 5L anyway


PORTAL GUN? OH, THE POSSIBILITIES. -


TAGS: portal aperture science possibilities
Rating: 4.11/5

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5150monkeylove - January 15, 2011, 8:19 pm
accidental 5L from me... I had my head up my a** while the commercials were loading and shifting the page all around.


SPORT MATCH - WITH MIDDLE EAST RULES


TAGS: sport match
Rating: 3.07/5

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agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 10:43 pm
(and soccery)
agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 10:42 pm
I don't know... but it's epic!
Derek - June 29, 2010, 10:38 pm
The same as 46177? How?
agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 10:09 pm
Already been done #46177


DOMINANCE -




DEMOCRATS - Even a child knows better!


TAGS: obama supporter g** liberal
Rating: 2.43/5

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Porcelina - October 19, 2008, 12:40 pm
''Yes! Vote republican! Then when I decide to start a family there will be nothing left!''
Sean - September 1, 2008, 3:09 am
Hey, remember "Neal"? When it comes to Bush, he s******s. (All puns intended, albeit after the fact.)
KDP3 - June 23, 2008, 12:19 am
I bet that kid will turn out a Republican (you can say the same thing if that was a GOP shirt )
Liberasl are retarded - June 23, 2008, 12:05 am
Yeah... let that f***ing kid be a kid... pass him the joint and dress him in a potato sack!
God - June 12, 2008, 1:56 pm
Another problem is people who feel the need to always share their stupid opinion that nobody gives a f*** about.
Reza - June 12, 2008, 12:22 pm
f***ing parents, this is another huge f***ing problem with society, is that we got a**holes like that kids parents f***ing with his mind when he doesnt even know what voting means


APPROVAL QUEUE - If only our admins were real. They could have prevented this.


TAGS: grammar is important outside motifake too
Rating: 2.4/5

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agdaniele - March 31, 2010, 8:33 pm
?


POLE VAULTING - Not for 4-legged creatures




OUCH! - well, don't say we didn't warn you


TAGS: ouch funny fun pain painful death sports drunk military sign god signs braw badass bad ass bad failure fail sad heart dead stabbed
Rating: 2.14/5

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freestyler - November 24, 2009, 2:05 pm
nice hijack


YU-GI-OH! FAIL - They STOLE portal!


TAGS: portal yugioh fail
Rating: 1.47/5

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YOUTH SPORTS -


TAGS: ninja turtle nature sports
Rating: 5/5

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Pagong - June 10, 2013, 1:22 am
Nice little TMNTs.


I QUIT PLAYING SPORTS -




DON'T TEST PEOPLE FOR DRUGS -


TAGS: there are more important problems with society
Rating: 4.41/5

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Cubbybear - March 27, 2010, 3:17 pm
Aren't all those things drugs too?


SOCCER -


TAGS: not everybody s favorite sport wytch
Rating: 4/5

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zoomer296 - February 16, 2013, 3:06 pm
But I'm not playing soccer, I'm playing fútbol.


DAMN - Missed it by 'that' much


TAGS: sport running
Rating: 3.9/5

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agdaniele - January 31, 2011, 1:00 pm
HOF version done to perfection, I might add.
GreyScorpion - January 30, 2011, 8:25 pm
pic is in the HOF 3017


THE BALANCE BEAM - Another Great Spectator Sport


TAGS: balance beam spectator sport ass v***** leotard
Rating: 3.35/5

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Blackskyy - August 7, 2009, 2:09 pm
O.M.G.


Tacgnol + Firelongcat + Longcat -


TAGS: firelongcat longcat power summon combo funny lol epic proportion
Rating: 3.24/5

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IAmKevinsBrain - April 4, 2009, 8:33 am
Firelongcat from a distance looks like a huge firey cawknballs and Tacgnol looks like the feline version of Darth Vader Nothing Further
Signe - February 15, 2009, 5:39 am
OMG OMG OMG OMG There are no words to describe the awesome
the tr00per - February 15, 2009, 12:41 am
firelongcat pwns all!!
DotDotDot - January 5, 2009, 5:27 pm
I think the two posts prior to my own make this poster far more awesome than it could have ever hope to be on it's own.
Agamemnon218 - December 30, 2008, 9:02 pm
Captain Catnet. He's our hero. Gonna eat the food dish down to zero. He's our powers magnified and he'll sleep all day if he's left inside.
Merlin The Cat - December 16, 2008, 9:18 pm
Fire Cat! Earth Cat! Wind Cat! Water Cat! Heart Cat! With your powers combined, I am Captain Catnet!


TRUE DAT, TRUE DAT - What a valid, and well reasoned point. NOW GET A JOB YOU SMELLY HIPPIE!!


TAGS: g 20 portestors rioters police swat pittsburgh
Rating: 2.95/5

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reason - September 27, 2009, 11:56 am
Hippe? No. Anarchist? yes. typically they do have jobs but they either work solo or for a small business. they arent lazy, at least the true believers arent


TELEPORTATION DANGERS - Coming to a future near you. Watch Out




EXACTLY - But at least the Special Olympics don't suck to watch AND pollute the air at the same time...and they're ACTUALLY retards.


TAGS: nascar retards special olympics motorsport cars
Rating: 1.77/5

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dan - October 29, 2008, 5:01 am
Who is in charge of letting idiots add second captions and ruin Motifakes??? I want to know. I think this one sucks anyways. But still.


I USED TO TRY HARD AT SPORTS - Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything.


TAGS: trophy try sports winner buy
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - April 5, 2012, 9:52 am
Steven Wrightish. Great take templar, and yeah, Cloud, these days every bleeding heart’s a winner right up until real life smacks ya upside the haid….nice take yerself…5L for the poster and 5L for the comment (I so wish comments could be rated)
CloudchaserS - April 5, 2012, 8:41 am
I tried hard at sports. Until I realized I get a prize and called a winner just for showing up. Now I suck at sports, but hey, I'm a winner!


WHAT A GREAT DAY -


TAGS: great day motifake report queue
Rating: 4.88/5

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LeightonESmith69 - September 3, 2011, 9:02 pm
ah.... another day in the queue..
7053 - July 14, 2011, 3:51 am
Now that's a motifaker concept.
tellitlikeitis - July 9, 2011, 10:31 pm
Funny and nicely put.
bitch - July 9, 2011, 2:17 pm
Ain't that the truth, brother...!
ICEMAN - July 8, 2011, 11:15 pm
Too true. Now get a life.


ATHLETES - They would be nothing without the support of their fans.


TAGS: sportsmen
Rating: 4.59/5

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Cloudchaser - January 24, 2010, 9:52 pm
Someone should do something similar for rock stars. I'd do if I had the skills
GreyScorpion - January 24, 2010, 7:02 pm
you are my idol ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2010, 7:01 pm
We can't all be winners........
Derek - January 24, 2010, 6:59 pm
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!!!
GreyScorpion - January 24, 2010, 6:59 pm
that has been a problem as of late, but you know, after seeing you do those scenes, I just don't have the flair for catching like you do...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2010, 6:53 pm
So you can't keep it up.....we don't judge.
GreyScorpion - January 24, 2010, 6:52 pm
thanks for calling me about standing in for you on that, I could never have done those other scenes you did
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2010, 6:48 pm
In your eye GS......just like that p***o you did.
GreyScorpion - January 24, 2010, 6:47 pm
in your hat mooo, right in your hat
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2010, 6:44 pm
I think it sucks.....f*** you guys.........
Produceman117 - January 24, 2010, 6:40 pm
I agree. This is REALLY cool.
GreyScorpion - January 24, 2010, 6:36 pm
this is excellent!! 5L


SORRY, HONEY - but we'll discuss our communication issues AFTER the game!




WHATS IMPORTANT IN BED -


TAGS: important bed james bond 007 finger
Rating: 3.68/5

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CoolioIndeed - March 18, 2010, 1:55 am
Well played, good sir.
aesop's folly - November 16, 2009, 9:13 am
hidden greybeard


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